And then there were three. Three undefeated teams…and three trash-ass teams. Jose, Mark, and Bert are still undefeated going into week 4. Jose and Mark looked especially strong being the first two teams to break into 400 PF. Jose has been so dominant that he has scored 100 more points than Bert at 3rd place who is also undefeated. However, there is always a darker side to the same coin. Some would say, a shit stained side to the coin. While those 3 gallivant at the top of the table, there 3 teams that writhe in the mud. Quang, Jesse, and yours truly (still most handsome though, even while covered in mud) have yet to win a game. It’s like we are the fantasy version of the Raiders, just plain trash. By the way, do you guys remember when Raider fans said it was their year because they got Adams? LOL.

Game of the Week

Not a big point scoring fantasy week, but it did make for a lot of interesting “close” games. All the games except Jose vs Jesse had a spread of less than 14 points. But no game really stood out. I would say the honorable mention would probably go to Captain Raider (Frank) vs Challenge Me (Mark). The two undefeated teams went up head-to-head and Mark came out victorious with a small 9 point margin. However, the scoreline doesn’t tell the individual player story. The highest scorer was a tight end, but it wasn’t Kelce. The better QB was not Justin Herbert. The highest scoring WR was not Diggs or the Sun God. AND the actual highest scorer was on the bench.

Final Score: Thee Captain Raider (117.08) to Challenge Me (126.1)

Coach of the Week

The Coach of the Week goes to Mark, okay? But I don’t want to talk about it, and I don’t want to write about it. Okay? Leave me alone.

Honorable Mention: Thee FrankTheTank (Frank Jr.) for getting his first W of the season. I wonder what that’s like?

Beast of the Week

In a week where it seemed like the fantasy gods didn’t show up, Lamar Jackson still manages to put up points. Jackson put up a league high of 39.42 points for the still undefeated Raider Nation (Jose). Lamar is currently the #1 QB in the league with an average of 34.1 points per game. Fun fact: Lamar Jackson, by himself, has scored a third of all of the points my entire team has scored this season. Fun, right?

Rant of the Week

I FUCKING HATE FANTASY FOOTBALL!

Toilet Play of the Week

OKAY, FINE, I’LL TALK ABOUT IT! I dropped Burrow to pick up Wentz. I figured the Commanders would be trailing all game and Wentz would have to sling it the entire game to his pretty stacked group of weapons. Well, Wentz was in the NEGATIVE most of the game and ended up with only 8 points. Burrow on the other hand went to put up 23 points and was the leading scorer for Mark who picked him up. Burrow would have given me the win. Big brain moves over here.

Standings

1st: Jose (Raider Nation) 3-0

2nd: Mark (Challenge Me) 3-0

3rd: Bert (One Man Wolfpack) 3-0

4th: Frank (Thee Captain Raider) 2-1

5th: Tyler (Chipotle SteamingCleaver) 2-1

6th: Brad (Show Me Your TD’s) 1-2

7th: Frank Jr. (The FrankTheTank 1-2

8th: Quang (Quanitovanchito) 0-3

9th: Jesse (Ninerscomn4You) 0-3

10th: Amedalhi (I Touchdown There) 0-3 *sigh…

F&$# You of the Week

  • Bert
  • Jose - for scoring so many points yet I can’t break into triple digits