11-3 here we go! Your boi is in the win column and breaking the rearview mirror, no looking back. Only W’s from here on out! Must suck to be those losers that are still 0-4. BUT as your humble commissioner, I do not like to gloat on my success. Let’s carry on and talk about the weekend we just had.

Game of the Week

Two pretty good games this past week. On one end we had Jesse fighting for his first win and Bert trying to stay undefeated. On the other we had the two top teams going head-to-head.

In the former, it ALMOST came down to the wire. Bert had a healthy lead going into Monday night with no players left to play and Jesse had Kittle. At one point in the game, Kittle had a touchdown that put Jesse 2 points behind Bert. However, the touchdown was called back and points removed. Bert ended up winning and maintains his undefeated record!

The two undefeated scoring juggernauts went head-to-head and Jose’s team completely went off, AGAIN. Scored 151 points despite Lamar only scoring 13 points. Absolutely insane. What’s even crazier is that even his bench put up points. His bench alone could have almost beat Quang lol. It’s not to say Mark didn’t put up a fight, if it wasn’t for -8 points from the Lions Def (which will prove to be the Toilet Play of Week), Jonathan Taylor putting up 3 points, and benched Rashaad Penny scoring 28 points, it would have gone the other way.

Final Score: Ninerscomn4You (114.82) to One Man Wolfpack (124.76)

Final Score: Challenge Me (127.38) to Raider Nation (151.26)

Coach of the Week

Brad wins coach of the week as he spins the wheel of weekly QB picks. He first starts off with Trey Lance, homeboy gets hurt. Then he makes a great pick up on the waiver picking up Tua, and then that dude sees stars. AND now he picks up the goat, Jared Goff, and completely goes off. Goff paired with Hockenson scored 73 points combined. That Detroit offense has been crazy these first 4 weeks. It’s crazy to believe that they are 1-3 with that offense, but yet again they have literally the worst defense in the NFL. But it’s not like anyone would pick up that defense in fantasy football, right? Right?

Beast of the Week

The Detroit Lions offense. As a Swift owner (RIP), I’ve been keeping an eye on this offense and it just seems that every week they score a shit ton of points. Between 3 players (QB, TE, and RB) they scored 98 points last week. Yet they still lost. Why do you ask? Their defense fucking sucks.

Toilet Play of the Week

The Detroit Lions defense and Mark picking them up through the wire like Kanye. I mean, I get that the Seahawks aren’t great. But the Lions Def was averaging 1 fantasy point per game going into the weekend (now, they are actually averaging -1 lol). The Lions scored -8 points for Mark, while the team he dropped (Panthers) actually put up 9 points. That was a 17 point swing and a miss. The consoling thought is that he lost by 23, so I guess not a deal breaker at the end of it.

Standings

1st: Jose (Raider Nation) 4-0

2nd: Bert (One Man Wolfpack) 4-0

3rd: Frank (Thee Captain Raider) 3-1

4th: Mark (Challenge Mer) 3-1

5th: Brad (Show Me Your TD’s) 2-2

6th: Tyler (Chipotle SteamingCleaver) 2-2

7th: Frank Jr. (The FrankTheTank 1-3

8th: Amedalhi (I Touchdown There) 1-3 :)

9th: Quang (Quanitovanchito) 0-4

10th: Jesse (Ninerscomn4You) 0-4

NACL Upkeep

Please send in those pics and bio updates for the trading cards! You can text or email them to me (preferably email as it doesn’t compress the pics as much). If you can send them to me by Thursday, that would be great.

Which leads me to my next topic, I will probably not do any write-ups for the next 2 weeks. I will be on vacation and out of the country starting this Saturday. I know this is your favorite part of the week, so I apologize. But please settle down, I will be back soon enough.

Unless someone volunteers to write a recap next week, I can work with you to give you access.

F&$# You of the Week

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