Not one team has clinched the playoffs, but we do officially have two teams eliminated from playoff contention. Those two teams, to no surprise to anyone, are yours truly and Ninerscomn4You Sanchez. Both teams share the bottom of the trash pit with a record of 2-8. Oh how the great have fallen. Moment of silence please…

Game of the Week

No fantasy games were worthy of GotW. However, we did have a banger in Buffalo in real football. Two of the top teams in the NFL gave us a hell of an overtime game (potentially a Super Bowl preview?). Also, did you guys see the catch of the year made by Justin Jefferson. Holy shit.

Final Score: Minnesota Vikings 33 to 30 Buffalo Bills (OT)

Coach of the Week

Mark gets Coach of the Week for a great pickup in Justin Fields during Joe Burrow’s bye-week. I’ve seen Fields play a few times this year and every time he looks like hot garbage. Yet, the past 4 weeks have been a fire streak for Fields averaging 32 pts per game. Burrow is back this coming week. Will he go back to his QB1 or keep trusting the streaky Fields?

Beast of the Week

As mentioned above, Justin Fields put 39.28 pts last week after putting up 41 pts the week before. I seriously have a question, have any of you guys watched him play the past 4 weeks? Is it just fantasy points or is he actually looking better? He looked to have some of the worst pocket presence I’ve seen from a QB since JaMarcus Russell and now he is leading in QB fantasy points if you only look at the past 4 weeks. Is he finally living up to the hype or just a lucky streak? Definitely one I want to keep my eye out for.

Toilet Play of the Week

All you MFERS that haven’t sent in a picture for the website.

AND

Look, we all know my team is garbage, but at least it's been consistent garbage. I’ve rarely scored enough points to beat anyone. But last week, I had CeeDee Lamb go off for 38 pts and yet I still lost because the rest of my team was still trash (and to make it worse, I could have beaten half of the other teams last week). What’s the point of having him score 38 pts? What's the point of fantasy? What's the point of life? I feel as broken as Derek Carr crying in the post-game interview. I knew exactly how he felt, I try, try, and try. I give everything for this team. Yet it seems no one else on my team gives a shit.

Side note: I will say this though, I’m surprised Carr’s eyeliner didn’t run. Mine did.

Standings

1st: Bert (One Man Wolfpack) 7-3

2nd: Jose (Raider Nation) 6-4

3rd: Frank (Thee Captain Raider) 6-4

4th: Mark (Challenge Me) 6-4

5th: Frank Jr. (Thee FrankTheTank) 6-4

6th: Quang (Quanitovanchito) 5-5

7th: Brad (Show Me Your TD’s) 5-5

8th: Tyler (Chipotle SteamingCleaver) 5-5

9th: Amedalhi (I Touchdown There) 2-8 :(

10th: Jesse (Ninerscomn4You) 2-8

F&$# You of the Week

  • Frank
  • All you MFERS that haven’t sent in a picture for the website