Coaches, week 1 was utter chaos! Narratives were shattered while new ones took shape across the NFL and fantasy landscape. Studs like Kelce and Kupp hit the injury list before the season even started. The Madden Curse reared its ugly head, with cover athlete J. Allen tossing 3 picks and a loss. A defense was actually the 2nd highest scorer across all fantasy leagues. And in tragic news, the Savior of NY tore his Achilles on the very first drive, ending his season and potentially his career. Yeah, and that was only some of week 1, I’m here for it.
Game of the Week
Umm, every game was a blowout.
Coach of the Week
Coach Bert of One Man Wolfpack earns the Week 1 honors with an impressive 179-point performance! Tyreek Hill continues to work his magic with another monster game, but what really catches the eye is the 35-point performance by the Dallas defense. Bert seems to have a rock-solid team. While he'll need to find a replacement for Dobbins, something tells me he'll be just fine.
Honorable Mention: Sean McVay ♥
Beast of the Week
The highest point scorer in Week 1 was none other than T. Hill, lighting up the scoreboard with a whopping 44 points. But the aforementioned Dallas D, putting up an astonishing 35 points while shutting out the NY Giants on prime time is what takes the cake. Not only did they shut them out, but they also racked up 2 TDs, 2 INTs, and 7 sacks. Insane
Honorable Mention: Puka Nacua ♥
Toilet Play of the Week
Well, I can't be throwing stones from a glass house, but LazyKillz didn't seem to make much of an impression in his first week in the NCAL. Despite Justin Jefferson's solid performance and having Josh Allen on his team, Alex's squad ended up as the lowest-scoring team of the week. On paper, his team doesn't look bad at all. The real question now is whether this rookie can dust himself off and show what he's made of in Week 2.
Oof of the Week
Injuries, oh boy! The NFL never fails to deliver its fair share of injuries, but Week 1 seemed to really kick some teams in the balls. Let's just hope that the bad juju is out of the way, and we can move forward with minimal impact for the rest of the season. Your rosters may be in shambles, but fear not - the waiver wire is your friend.
Trade Block
If any of you fine folks want to publicly announce players you have on the trading block or are itching to trade, just send me a text, and I'll be sure to include it in the weekly recap. Let's make those fantasy football deals happen!
Want:
Team I Touchdown There: Jaamal Williams - Frank, what do you want for the First Swagg Kazekage, Leader of the Hidden Village of the Den?
Block:
Team Ninerscomn4You Sanchez: T. Higgins - looking to get a pack of Twizzlers for him
Standings
1st: Bert (One Man Wolfpack) 1-0
2nd: Frank (Thee Captain Raider) 1-0
3rd: Jose (Raider Nation) 1-0
4th: Frank Jr. (The FrankTheTank) 1-0
5th: Jesse (Ninerscomn4You) 1-0
6th: Brad (Show Me Your TD’s) 0-1
7th: Quang (Quanitovanchito) 0-1
8th: Amedalhi (I Touchdown There) 0-1
9th: Mark (Challenge Me) 0-1
10th: Alex (LazyKillz) 0-1
F&$# You of the Week
- Frank