Three weeks into the season, and only one perfect record remains. Team Ninerscomn4You told me that Jose has to call him daddy at family gatherings after that win, at least for now. It was a fairly high-scoring week, with 6 out of the 10 teams scoring above 130 points. 4 players scored over 40 points (plus one who wasn't on anyone's roster), and a defense put up over 30 points again for the second time this season. Oh, and the Dolphins put up 70 points on the Broncos. Like 70 real points, not fantasy. But despite those high scores, there's still a team without a win. At least they are racking up the most handsome consolation points weekly!

Game of the Week

Bert makes it two weeks in a row inside the Game of the Week, this time on the winning side of it. Team One Man Wolfpack narrowly defeated and deflated any hopes of righting "I Touchdown There's" season. By the end of Sunday night, Bert had put up a respectable 142 points and a healthy 48-point lead. However, I still had J. Hurts, Godwin, and our lord and savior Puka Nacua left to play. At the end of the day, my squad fell short, but what hurts the most is what was left on my bench…

Final Score: One Man Wolfpack (142.92) to (131.88) I Touchdown There

Oof of the Week

As I alluded to earlier, my loss margin was "slim" this week, but what makes it worse is I went all in on Jerome Ford after Chubb died last week. I gave up $43 of my waiver money to secure Ford, and you all know how much I hate Najee Harris? So of course I would bench Najee and start the new guy, right? Well, not so fast. I big brained the fact that the Browns were playing the #1 run defense while the Steelers faced the worst run D, so I decided to give Najee one last shot.

WELL GUESS FUCKING WHAT? Najee pulled a Najee while Ford put up 19 points. OH, AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT ELSE? Starting Ford would've gotten me the win over Bert.

Coach of the Week

Mark gets the honors this week with his first W of the season and a perfect lineup to boot. He scored 143 points in his defeat over Thee Captain Raider (worthy of brownie points right there). Remarkably, not a single bench player outscored his starters - now that's rare! Out of the 30 total lineups we've had this season so far, there's only been 1 other perfect lineup besides Mark's gem.

Honorable Mention: Quanitovanchito (158.98 pts) and Show Me Your TD’s (1st W)

Beast(s) of the Week

D. Adams, R. Mostert, and K. Allen all put up over 42 points his weekend. What’s crazier than that is that Mostert’s RB2, De’Von Achene (who?), put up 53 in the same game.

Honorable Mention: Buffalo Defense (31 pts)

Trade Block

Want:

  • Team I Touchdown There: looking for a win…Still :/

Block

  • Team I Touchdown There: Najee Harris. JUST GET HIM OUT OF HERE! I don’t even want a player in return. Maybe some chips or something.

Week 4 Preview

Jesse and Bert are going toe-to-toe this week. A perfect record meets the best scoring team in the league. Also, Amedalhi is still on the hunt for his first win, well he finally get it against Frank Jr? Probably not.

Standings

1st: Jesse (Ninerscomn4You) 3-0

2nd: Bert (One Man Wolfpack) 2-1

3rd: Quang (Quanitovanchito) 2-1

4th: Jose (Raider Nation) 2-1

5th:  Frank Jr. (The FrankTheTank) 2-1

6th: Brad (Show Me Your TD’s) 1-2

7th: Frank (Thee Captain Raider) 1-2

8th: Alex (LazyKillz) 1-2

9th: Mark (Challenge Me) 1-2

10th: Amedalhi (I Touchdown There) 0-3 🙁

F&$# You of the Week

  • Bert
  • Frank - feels bad keeping him here when he’s sucking