I missed last week’s issue, and now this is late. My apologies to the one or two people who actually read this. So what have you missed? Not much, just that Travis Kelce is officially dating Taylor Swift and his fantasy numbers are through the roof whenever she goes to a game. I mean, I get it, when I was in HS and I knew baddies would be in the stands, I was unstoppable. But I digress.
Oof of the Week
B-nutty. Ouch bro, Mahomes puts up 34 points for his Show Me Your TD’s team and yet he only managed to score a total of 79 total points. Oof. To add insult to injury, his bench scored a total of 53 points. The loss put him in last place, he’s looking to turn it around this week against Thee Captain Raider.
Coach of the Week
Fuck. I hate to say this, but Q deserves a shoutout. After notoriously being one of the worst NCAL team owners in the history of this prestigious league, seriously, out of all the founding members, he’s NEVER made the playoffs. Like he sucks. Big time. Oh yeah, back to the shoutout, he’s finally figured out how to play the game and now sits in first place after his win against Jesse.
Beast of the Week
Travis Swift with league high 35.9 points
Week 8 Preview
The league is still pretty close considering there’s 5 teams tied for the last playoff spot. And only Quang and Frank Jr have set a bit of distance between the rest of the league. Matchups for the week are set to either bring everyone back in balance next week or create a separation that may be too difficult to close the gap. We will be past the halfway point after this weekend, if you want to make the playoffs now is the time to put in the work.
Standings
1st: Quang (Quanitovanchito) 5-2
2nd: Frank Jr. (The FrankTheTank) 5-2
3rd: Jose (Raider Nation) 4-3
4th: Jesse (Ninerscomn4You) 4-3
5th: Bert (One Man Wolfpack) 3-4
6th: Alex (LazyKillz) 3-4
7th: Frank (Thee Captain Raider) 3-4
8th: Mark (Challenge Me) 3-4
9th: Amedalhi (I Touchdown There) 3-4
10th: Brad (Show Me Your TD’s) 2-5
F&$# You of the Week
- Quang