You get an injury! You get an injury! EVERYBODY GETS AN INJURY!
Coach of the Week
This week’s “Coach of the Week” is Alex of Team LazyKillz (still think that’s a dumb name) after a week-high 160.44 points. But it’s not just the high score that stands out—it’s the complete 180 his team did after only putting up 76 points in Week 1. That’s right, after two weeks, he holds the record for both the lowest and highest points scored. Even more impressive, this turnaround came after his season looked cooked when he lost the first overall pick to injury.
Hope he enjoys the accolades now, because who knows which version of his team will show up next week—especially since he just lost Pacheco to the IR. Yikes.
Beast of the Week
Kamara. Holy shit! Take a bow, Mr. Alvin Kamara. Four total touchdowns (3 rushing and 1 receiving) in a dominating performance by the Saints over the Cowboys. That team is cooking, it’s good to see Carr in a team that isn’t a pile of hot garbage.
Honorable Mention: M. Harrison Jr. (29.0 pts)
Oof of the Week
Oh Bert, I can't imagine what was more important than checking injury reports 10 minutes before kickoff on Sunday? Homeboy started a scratched Evan Engram instead of Brock Bowers, who ended up scoring 18 points. It wouldn’t have won him the matchup, but at least it would’ve put him in triple digits. (And if he started D. Mooney over A. Cooper, he could’ve actually had the W.)
Remember when I said Kupp would feast after Puka’s injury? Yikes. Let’s pour one out for all the players who got injured in these first two weeks..
(Almost) Toilet Play of the Week
DON’T GO OFF THE GRID DURING FANTASY FOOTBALL SEASON. I almost lost because I thought it’d be a good idea to spend time in the High Sierras. I benched Achane for J. McLaughlin because I wasn’t sure if he’d be a game-time scratch. Well, Achane played and put up 29.5 points compared to McLaughlin’s 0.6. Luckily, Nabers and Collins went off, and I was able to hold off Raider Nation. Phew!
Trade Block
You know the deal.
Standings
1st: Amedalhi (Pukachu) 2-0 🙂
2nd: Frank Jr. (The FrankTheTank) 2-0
3rd: Jose (Raider Nation) 1-1
4th: Jesse (Ninerscomn4You) 1-1
5th: Frank (Thee Captain Raider) 1-1
6th: Alex (LazyKillz) 1-1
7th: Quang (Quanitovanchito) 1-1
8th: Bert (One Man Wolfpack) 1-1
9th: Mark (Challenge Me) 0-2
10th: Brad (Show Me Your TD’s) 0-2
F&$# You of the Week
- Ya’ll are good!
- Wait
- nvm, QUANG